I’m a fairly simple 4-legs. I like chewing, diggin’ in sand, naps, sterilized cow bones, destroying toys, chewing, begging, devouring paper inserts from magazines, chasing after balls, and getting my butt scratched.

Just a typical day for me.

Here’s a picture of me surrounded by my carnage. Lets here, we have two destroyed stuffed animal bodies, delicious innards of said animals, I think I see a dead squeaker from on of them in there, a squeaky tennis ball (best time to chew those is when two-legs is watching tv), the plastic wrapper of some nuts I stole off the table, and me sitting amidst what I have wrought.
My what a banner day that was.

Well, just thought I’d introduce myself while I finally have access to this blog. Ruffles gets very territorial of his stuff. Really the only reason I’m here is cuz he’s pouting. Poor little guy.

I think I hear a little blue bear calling my name. Time to destroy!

But I really pulled it over on him today. In the past I have tried just turning off the webcam from his little black box in the living room; however, he apparently has the magic ability to log into his computer from remote locations and turn the webcam software back on. So I upped the ante. Lets see him turn the computer back on when I unplug it. Muhwahahaha. I am an evil genius.

I told big-little-bro to sit all cute on the 4-legs couch and I would hide in the big circle chair and then we would pull the plug. Now we look all cute and innocent, but in reality, we have total impunity and the apartment is ours!

What shall we do? What shall we do? I think a good long nap is in order. See my locked shot below:

It's just like that scene in Speed when they trick Dennis Hopper