The Ruffles Report » skirted two-legs http://therufflesreport.com A four-legs in a two-legs world. Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:09:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 The skirted two-legs http://therufflesreport.com/2008/01/07/the-skirted-two-legs/ http://therufflesreport.com/2008/01/07/the-skirted-two-legs/#comments Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:03:57 +0000 ruffles http://therufflesreport.com/?p=30 This is going to be a short post, it has been a long week.

My two-legs has been spending a significant amount of his time with a skirted two-legs. Which leaves plenty of time for me to sit and pout. They met awkwardly a short while ago when I was supposed to be out marking my trees. He exchanged some un-witty banter with her and then clumsily found out where she worked so he could hang out there. I suppose he figures if he waits long enough she will come around. Apparently it worked cuz here we are…

Me. Alone in the cold apartment. (I suppose I should be grateful I have a bed now.)
Him, with her, and that mongrel of hers. I not a breedist but what does he, a pound-puppy, have over me, a pure bred schnauzer. Big clownish ears and huge drooling tongue is what.

*grumble*grumble*grumble*

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