The Ruffles Report

Two-legs needs to get something to protect him from the water falling from the sky(which I think he called rain). He came home, I was ready to play, but he was soaked. He looked like me after a bath. Needless to say I laughed for a while… then he made me go outside. Naked and unprotected, the water came from above, and I managed to walk through nearly every puddle on the sidewalk. When we got back, I had to take a bath. Maybe I shouldn’t have laughed when two-legs came home drenched in water. I had a long nap after that ordeal.