Guest Post | Abbott to his Costello
Howdy folks! I’m Luke, aka the skirted two-legs dog, or big-little-bro. Ruffles is acting sheepishly today after yesterday’s Speed incident. He forgot that his two-legs timestamps all of the photos and keeps a log. Keanu Reeves he is not.
I’m a fairly simple 4-legs. I like chewing, diggin’ in sand, naps, sterilized cow bones, destroying toys, chewing, begging, devouring paper inserts from magazines, chasing after balls, and getting my butt scratched.
Just a typical day for me.
Here’s a picture of me surrounded by my carnage. Lets here, we have two destroyed stuffed animal bodies, delicious innards of said animals, I think I see a dead squeaker from on of them in there, a squeaky tennis ball (best time to chew those is when two-legs is watching tv), the plastic wrapper of some nuts I stole off the table, and me sitting amidst what I have wrought.
My what a banner day that was.
Well, just thought I’d introduce myself while I finally have access to this blog. Ruffles gets very territorial of his stuff. Really the only reason I’m here is cuz he’s pouting. Poor little guy.
I think I hear a little blue bear calling my name. Time to destroy!