The Ruffles Report

Two-legs needs to get something to protect him from the water falling from the sky(which I think he called rain). He came home, I was ready to play, but he was soaked. He looked like me after a bath. Needless to say I laughed for a while… then he made me go outside. Naked and unprotected, the water came from above, and I managed to walk through nearly every puddle on the sidewalk. When we got back, I had to take a bath. Maybe I shouldn’t have laughed when two-legs came home drenched in water. I had a long nap after that ordeal.

Two-legs ran the sucky thing again. If only I knew what it was maybe I wouldn’t have to bark at it all of the time. He just pushes it back and forth, back and forth. And if it gets close to me… you’d better believe I’m going to nip at it. After all, I’m only canine.

After the stress of that wore off, I slept on my chair. All day.